Hey there!!! It’s Marcus here, in his first ever blog post on this web site. I’m going to make some people rage quit (when players get so angry that they exit out of the game). It’s easy to make people rage quit especially when talking about Call of Duty 4. I’ve only played Call of Duty 4 for the PC for about a week I’ve already seen a lot and played quite a bit. However, the big thing that stands out is how bad kids are. Now I’m not one to talk but I have a pretty good idea what I’m talking about. There are a lot of people in public servers that has run around with really bad perks. Now you might be wondering what perks are. Perks are a kind of like add-ons that help you do certain things in the game. One example is a perk is called juggernaut, which gives you large amount of health and therefore makes you live longer. A lot of people use this perk in servers and to be perfectly honest it bugs me. People who use the perk just to camp or rush camp. Then they think they’re really good because they have a high score. But this isn’t the case. They’re just running around with a lot health.

So what else is bad? Good question!! I will give you some things that I’ve seen in public servers. These things bug me extremely well and that’s because they’re so noob that anybody can do it.

1. Submachine Gun Noobs
Submachine gun noobs are quite common. Submachine gun noobs are people with submachine guns running around with a few perks. Submachine guns in call of duty 4 give you the maximum mobility. This means you can sprint longer than any other class and submachine gun users sometimes just knife in public servers. There’s nothing wrong with submachine guns or having high mobility. There’s not even anything wrong with knifing. But when people come into a public server and knife everybody from behind, they’re all of a sudden the best player in the server. And the big thing is they refuse to use their primary weapon. This is really really sad. Is it really that hard to use a primary gun? I don’t believe so. I’m tired of getting knifed from behind. However, the big thing is if we keep these guys around it could ruin lot of public servers. Now I’ve had this happen to me a few times. What do I do? I turned on the same perks and I did exactly the same thing they did. The perks they mainly use are juggernaut and extreme conditioning (which allows you to sprint longer). Now just imagine somebody running around the entire map constantly sprinting. You think it might get a little old, right? It does and very very quickly. So if you are a COD4 player, please do me a favor and do not do this.

2. Extreme Campers
I believe I made this phrase up but it could be already out there. This is when a sniper uses their UAV jammer perk or maybe they’d do something similar to the submachine gun noobs and run around knifing people. This, I’ve only seen a few times, and it is very annoying. Spend your perk slots on something better. Don’t waste your time and just help your team.

3. P90ers
This may go under the submachine gun category but then again it still a problem all by itself. People in public servers use a submachine gun called the P90. This submachine gun requires no aim. Just look at somebody and fire away at that’s all it takes. This gun is constantly used and if you’re a public server, watch out!! Running into a room automatically means death unless the person really sucks using a P90. Save the public server you play in and don’t use the P90.

4. Three Fragmentation Grenades.
Again, something else that submachine gun noobs use but, like the P90 issue, it’s a whole another problem all by itself. People constantly use this perk. To me, it is a useless perk and I don’t nade spam in public servers. The people that do are pretty bad. At the start of the game, people spam grenades over a certain area and get 3-5 kills with one nade. This can get really ugly. Especially when someone grenades a certain choke point. So don’t be noob and don’t use this perk.

5. Two RPG-7s
This perk gives you two rocket propelled grenades. I honestly see no point in spending this perk or even using this perk unless you really REALLY suck. Don’t use the damn perk and get good.

6. Martydrop
This perk allows you to drop a live the fragmentation grenade when you die. So if someone rushes in your room and attempts to knife people, they will probably die. Bad part is you might have other people in your room. So the martydrop and a whole bunch of people are room could mean disaster for you and your teammates.

Well there you go! Those are just some of the bad things that happen in public servers all the time. I’m sure people will complain about this post saying that submachine gun noobing is cool and awesome. Well buddy, you’re a special kind of asshole. However, if you think I was a little harsh or think these perks and ways of playing are cool, then go uninstall the game and play Halo for the PC. That’s what bad kids play.

-Marcus Carrillo

Note: Marcus currently plays for Team HoS in CoD4

2 Comments

    • kat6609
    • Posted July 18, 2008 at 7:50 pm
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    LOL Marcus we have all got to love you… despite how you are, you really never get old listening to. its sort of refreshing to read what you write as well. made me laugh more than once.

    I was going to get CoD for the pc, but now I think I might skip it, and stick to playing on my own with the 360. And I agree with the last paragraph too.
    Oh when Halo was alive… :)

    • dslmello
    • Posted December 12, 2008 at 10:04 am
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    Haha .. old but funny …. IYou must get your head blown alot.

    20% of what you say is ok and understandable….

    I mean If I can sneak up on you and stab you in the back over and over, who is actually the noob?

    Although I don’t use jugger for reasons that I prefer the jammer, but lets see, I increase my health but you use stopping power/deep impact … hrmmm

    So it’s non-noob to make my bullets stronger, but noobish to get more health? once again… hrmmm…

    So your saying all you use is a carbine, never throw/launch a grenade and you skip out on using a perk period?

    I don’t think so ..

    Camping: Lesson 1 ..
    Deathmatch ..noob… ok, fine, lets get to domination or sabatoge, protecting my base or flag so the other team dont get it and we lose… is, yes, camping .. but seriously, you know where he is the 7 times he took your head off, and you still get mad and call him a noob.. hate to sat it, thats 7 kills for him and 7 deaths for you.. dunno if i call that noob .

    People need to quit b***hing on how others play, and play your own game.

    The ones crying about it seem to be the “self” proclaimed pros that keep getting killed by “noobs” IF your good shouldn’t matter what they use or how they play, and is the paticular perks are SUCH a big deal and a problem, why are they even in the game? Are the REAL CREATORS of the game noobs? Or maybe certain perks offset others… Did you think about that?

    So while and if you still play, remember, stoppong power or deep impact is just as nooby as jugger..


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